Give me your're best baseball chants!?

Question:I like "hey ump, get off you're knees you're #$*@~@# the game" etc, thanks!

Answers:

When Bill Mueller hit 2 grand slams in the same game, where was the game?

Hey ump, get a pair of glasses, you're missing a good game!

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Dice-K, can we really judge him now?

go cubs

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What is the definition of a pinch runner in baseball?

mets are gay clap clap clap clap clap mets are gay clap etc etc etc

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Is dice-k really all that good??

You even suck in the video game!

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Who hates the New York Yankees besides me?

well idk........

Hey batter wats the madder?

CARDINALS ROck

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What's with all the nuts running onto the field at Yankees Stadium tonight?

Balco Barry Sucks

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Why did Pujols try to steal home and then stop last night?

Being on wrong end of close all..
The Elevator cheer.

Elevator, Elevator.
WE GOT THE SHAFT!

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What would be the best World Series matchup for this season? Who is going to win it?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary... daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary...

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