Do you think this might be baseball in the future?

Question:Blernsball (Deatails about the game follow) has been showed on the TV show Futurama. Do you think a game like this will replace baseball in the future...
Although similar in play to baseball, many new rules have been integrated into the game. These include:

-The ball is attached to the field by an elastic tether, though powerful hits have been known to break it.
-A billboard just beyond the reach of the tether triggers an "automatic win," (called a "grand slam blern,") if the ball enters a small hole in the center of the sign (marked "hit it here to win the game!") and previous balls have been known to escape from Earth's atmosphere).
-There is a mandatory steroid-injection rule for players.
-If three balls go into a small hole in the center of the field, a pinball-style "Multiball" is initiated. At this time dozens of balls are shot at high speeds into the field, causing frenetic action.

Answers:

Why are the Tampa Bay Devil Rays keep starting Jackson, Fossum and Seo?

What the he*l are you talking about? This sounds ridiculous!! Keep watching your cartoons!

How come the Yankees have an all-star lineup and are next to last in the AL East?

duh

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