What is the punishment for steaking at a major league baseball game?
Question:because what im thinking about doing is getting my fifteen minutes of fame by streaking at a baseball game.
but i am preparing...
since im already more agile than most people on the planet im gonna see how long i can keep away from the security guards.
im jogging 5 miles a day now at the gym. and working on my sprinting. i want to go down as the most famous streaker in history.
anyone have advise?
Answers:
How fast does my fastball have to be in order to be noticed by scouts?
You could get charged with indecent exposure. In some communities it is a felony, in others a misdemeanor.Are you sure you want to do this?
You should get a life. You will be arrested and face multiple charges, jail time and big fines PLUS you will be banned from that ballpark for life. And other than people who know you personally, no one is going to recognize you or know you as the "streaker at that one ballgame." If you want 15 minutes of fame audition for as many reality shows as you can.
Why was Randy Johnson ineffective in New York?
What if they classify you as a sexually oriented person? That means you have to check in with the law for a specified length of time (5-10 years usually but can be life) plus your name goes on a list and you have to disclose the charge on job applications. If may also mean geting a job and not being allowed to apply for the job.Is there a record for most games postponed and cancelled by weather?
Check your local laws/laws of the area where the stadium is. If it's a felony you may be charged with indecent exposure. If charged with indecent exposure and prosecuted the prosecuter may ask the judge to have you register as a sex offender. 1 night in jail is typical for people running onto the field.You will get hit in the balls with a bat.
The last streaker that tried it here- at a minor league park no less was arrested, charged with indecent exposure, public nuisance time served, $500 dollar fine for each offense, lifetime ban from the park, and just for giggles labled a sexual deviant, put on the registered sex offenders list and has 10 years probation. Still sound like a good idea? Maybe you would look good on the registered offenders website. lmao
get a life, and don't subject anyone to seeing you running around naked. A ballgame shouldn't have events that will cause nightmares.
What exactly is the 'Mendoza line?'?
Benefits outweigh the negatives? What benefits? The 15 minutes of fame for 40 thousand fans doesn't seem like much. Many television stations refuse to show the guy streaking because it encourages others to try to get their moment. What if you get caught within seconds of disrobing? You just get in trouble, and your glorified dreams of a becoming a streaker turn into nothing more than a legal problem.If it is true that you may have to register as a sex offender, your life will be made very difficult. Many states requirements that prevent you from living near schools and parks if you are a sex offender. Any employer that does a background check will see the offense and offer the job to a different candidate. People in your neighborhood will be able to identify you on your state's sex offender listings, and they won't realize that all you did was streak at a baseball game.
I wanted to tell you to go ahead and do it, but I can't. It's not worth it. It may seem like it is now, but when you begin to behave like an adult, you will have to deal with the consequences.
Local laws apply, including trespassing and indecency.
You do understand that you will not be seen on camera and that you will not be mentioned either on TV or on the radio. You do understand that you will be doing nothing more than embarrassing yourself big time. You do understand that whatever you are charged with will be a part of your permanent police record, and that that will impair your ability to find a job, any job, for the rest of your life. You do understand that organizations are getting stricter about this type of garbage and that could be banned from the stadium for years to come for this one drunken act.
You do understand that this is the single most stupid thing that you can possibly do.
Here's my advice - Stay sober, stay smart and DON"T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!...
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