Why does Jonathan Papelbon look like a constipated seven year old when he pitches?


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Is Victor Martinez on the DL?

lol so funny what about the face he makes trying to intimidate im so scared wow aww i dont care but his face is so funny

How do you calculate ops?

Pisst off Yankee fan eh? Its okay, still another game tomorrow night.

How do you break in a softball glove?

Because he plays for the Dread Sux

Do you think that the Red Sox will be able to win the world series this year, if not who will?

he plays for the red sox. his fans can relate.

MLB all-time strike out leader?

How weird, as I'm answering this question Papelbon has just struck out Jeter to win the game. Stupid question, not even worth answering. F-uck all you haters. You just wish he was on your team. Jealousy, I love it!

GO SOX!!

Did Jeter get hurt?

So what ur sayin is that if I become a constipated seven year old I can be a good closer too!

Cy Young...?

It's called focus. To truly focus in you must put yourself in the same mindset of when you're taking a dump. Facial expressions just come naturally once you do.

Tough Guy Softball Players!?

When you take your tongue out of his butt he won't have that look about him. Somehow I think you enjoy tasting his sh!t!

Why did the red sox wear green jerseys playing those damn yankees?

That's his game face and somehow it keeps him focused on each pitch that he throws. What's kinda funny is that the Boston media has asked him about this and he said that he can't help it and it's just a face that he makes while he's pitching. He also said that he has no intentions of changing it.

List Frank Thomas's Best homerun years?

I'll admit my bias for the Sox upfront.

I don't care if he is a 3-eyed, yellow bellied, card carrying communist as long as he can get people out and he isn't raising fighting dogs (allegedly!) he can make any face he wants.

I Pulled a Joel Zumaya?

Who cares how he looks as long as he keeps getting the saves? I'd say it's a whole lot better than the look on the face of a man who just blew the game. Hello, Rivera.

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