What are some funny things to say during a baseball game to make the pitcher laugh?
Question:For example, during my games i hear kids in the infield shout "No balls kid" and stuff. So i was wondering if anyone knew anymore things i could say when im out there.
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Things that can be said from the bench during a game:-If the pitcher has thrown 3 or 4 pitches in a row high...
"Hey.get him a bucket, HE THROWIN' UP!"
-If the pitcher just had a ball hit hard back at him...
"Hey.throw you best pitch and DUCK!""
And my personal favorite...
"RALLY, RALLY the pitcher's name is SALLY"
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