Funniest line in a baseball movie?
Question:other than major league's " this guys threw at his own son at a father son game" or " he leads the league in every catagory including nose hair" what is your fav?
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Do the mets win the world series this year?
Harry Doyle: Just a reminder fans about "Die Hard Night" coming up at the stadium: free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.I need 2 FOR SURE wins for the MLB games tonight? Can you give me 2 teams that will definitley win??
------------------------------...Jake Taylor: I play for the Indians.
Chaire Holloway: Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team!
Jake Taylor: Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!
Major league
There's no crying.there's no crying in baseball!!
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Already said but Just a bit outside is pretty damn funnyTom Hanks' character in a League of their Own (don't remember the name)...
he said to the umpire:
"Has anyone ever told you you look like a penis with a hat on?"
Danny Glover's character in Angels in the Outfield, manager George Knox I believe it was, when asked about if the Angels could win this year...
"There's a thing called talent...THEY DON'T HAVE IT!"
Major League, those 3 fans with the drums...when Rick Vaughn gives up that really far home run...
First guy: "Too high, thats too high."
Second guy: "Too high? how can it be too high?" ... "Too high, you mean too hard."
First guy: "No you see the trajectory of the ball was way too high..."
Third guy: "Doesn't matter if its high or hard, its gone."
Major League, Willie Mays Hayes to Rick Vaughn...
Hayes: "So what league did you play for?"
Vaughn: "Calfornia Penal."
Will Ken Griffey hit 30 home runs, and will he break Aaron's/Bonds' home run record?
Don't slide into second or third - the basemen all chew tobacco.Kevin Costner in Bull Durham. "Women don't get wooly, hayseed, women get weary. At least get the song wright for god's sake".
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"what are you looking at you spook" kevin costners character, Ray Kinsella, to Shoeless Joe in Field of Dreams...My favorite baseball movie!Whatare the best seats you can get at Yankees Stadium (under $100)?
Bull Durham:SKIP : You guys lollygag the ball around the infield, ya lollygag your way to first, ya lollygag in an' outta the dugout. You know what that makes ya?
(beat)
Lollygaggers. What's our record, Larry?
LARRY : We're eight and sixteen.
SKIP : Eight and sixteen?! How'd we ever win eight?
Chicago cubs.how good will they be this year??
From the little-known Major League 3: Back to the Minors movie when the soft-tossing pitcher is throwing in the bullpen."Hey, this radar gun doesn't work. There's no reading."
"Oh, we got it from the North Carolina Highway Patrol. It doesn't show anything under 70."
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From "Rookie of the Year"Cubs GM: "So, Kid, You wanna pitch for the Cubs?"
Henry Rowengartner: "Yeah, sure, but I've got to ask my mom first."
From "For Love of the Game"
Kevin Costner's character signs baseball for Tiger's GM: "I quit, For Love of the Game."
From "Field of Dream's" (may not have this exactly)
Terrance Mann: "Throughout history there has been one constant Ray...baseball."
From Sandlot:
Hamilton Porter: "You play baseball like a GIRL!"
This clip is from The Rookie. Wac, this Hispanic smart-aleck says to the coach: "Hey coach, ya better set your watch to the next time zone." Next pitch Wac receives is a 90mph fastball.
Wac:"What The Hell was that??
Coach:"A 90mph fastball!!"
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Either one of:Major League
Cerrano: Straight pitch I hit very much. But curve pitch -- bats are afraid. So I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats, and offer him cigar, and rum. He will come.
Harris: Y'know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your personal savior instead of messin' around with all that stuff.
Dorn: (expletive), Harris.
Cerrano: Ahhhh! Hey-zoos. I like him very much -- but he no help with curveball.
Or, from Bull Durham, Crash's lengthy "I believe in..." life philosophy recited to Annie, which has some content unsuitable for this forum and so will not be detailed.
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