I want to know what position would Jesus play on a softball team?

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Jesus would play every position at once. Why? Because he is Jesus, and Jesus is nasty at softball.

Being the servant that He was,,,,I would say that He would probably choose to serve the team water and gatorade rather than play on the field.

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I cant believe some of the idiotic questions people ask. Regardless, obviously Jesus would be a closer coming in to get SAVES

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i think he would play pichter because he can strike out all the batters.

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He could play any position at the same time.

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He would play desinated hitter and hit the ball into the sky

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yeah...i dont think he would play but if he did...pitcher!

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I think that Jesus would play every position all once because he is the almighty and can do anything he wants to do!!!!

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Home plate

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Center Field becuase he covers the most range.

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Left out. There is no god.

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Obviously catcher, the catcher is the leader of the team. He tells the pitcher where to pitch. Keeps the team informed. Plus, not only can he convert his team, but also the other team. He gets to talk to each player of the other team at least twice a game as they come up to bat.

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Jesus who? Jesus Christ?
Probably whichever position had the greatest need--you know, if he actually cared about stupid crap like softball. What the hell kind of question is that, anyway?!? Are you brain-dead or something? Get a life!

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I think Jesus would play catcher because the catcher has to be in charge of the game and know what is going on at all times.

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whichever one he wanted to...

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I don't like that. Im religious and that is disrespecting Jesus.

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