What are some sports jokes about the red sox?


Question:Favoring the redsox Yankees S&^8oCK

Answers:

Large size baseball jersey?

I am a Red Sox Fan, I have the scars on my wrists to prove it!

Barry Bonds??

No need for jokes here the yankees take it backwards

San Diego Padres, Who do you believe will be the team that they have to fight for the division pennet.?

what smells like beans,sucks at baseball and wins a championship every 86 years??

the loston redsux "baseball" team-if u wanna call them a baseball team

Worst team ERA to win the World Series?

The Red Sox were the last team in baseball to sign an African American baseball player. Over 10 years since Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

Red Sox=Racists

Go Yanks!

What's the most recent team to play in the world series and not hit any home runs?

Q: What is the name for the losing Red Sox Team?

A: Red Sux
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Q: What sports do the Red Sox play?

A: It's unknown, but definitely not baseball.
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Q: What two things do the Reds and Red Sox have in common?

A: Not only the same color, but they both stink.
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Q: What is something lamer than the Red Sox?

A: Red Sox Fans
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Q: What is another thing lamer than the Red Sox?

A: Yankees

Why is barry bonds allowed to keep on his path...?

haha i agree with all of them.

Who broke Ted Williams record?

God... I can't believe I'm about to do this. A Yankee fan giving anti-Yankee jokes to a Sox fan... hrmm...

Hrmm... god I'm trying here.

I can't come up with anything... why don't you just yell "YANKEES SAWWKKKK!!"

It's worked for you guys for the last 100 years or so. It'll work for a hundred more.

What kind of bats are the best?

Try a bit of respect instead. It will take you much farther, here and in the rest of your life.

Best Third Basemen in the game? (including past players)?

It doesn't take the Yankees 86 years to win a Championship.

What does "rubber" mean in a "rubber game?"?

You can insert the team as you see fit; this is an old one from banquets.


A child is involved in a divorce case. The youngster is brought into court and asked to talk to a judge.

"Johnny, do you want to live with your father?"
"No. My father beats me."
"Then, do you want to live with your mother?"
"No. My mother beats me too."
"All right, then who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the New York Yankees."
"The Yankees? Why them?"
"Because they don't beat anybody."

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