Finish this joke: Why did Kobe Bryant cross the road?
First one that makes me laugh wins.
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Are the Pistons going to sweep the Bulls?
because the police were driving down the road beside the girls schoolbecause his ego wouldnt fit on the pavement
because another laker was on his side and hed have to pass him
because the grass is always greener on the other side of shaq
Should the Phoenix Suns run out to Barnes and Noble and pickup "An Idiots guide to playing Defense?"
To get home in time to watch the 2nd round of the playoffs!California and Texas are the powerhouse of basketball?
because he not cross the bridgeWho has a better free throw shooting % - Shaq, or a one armed blind guy?
cause his whore's on the other side of the road....Who do you think is the most likeable player in the NBA?
To receive the pass he threw from the other side and take the shot. That way, if he makes the shot, he gets credit for the two points and the assist as well.How much potential does Al Thorton have?
to rape the white girlDidn't Charles Barkley say...?
to kick your a.s.ssimple, there was a basketball on the other side haha
What are the chances of the san antonio spurs wining the series against the sun's?
Because on the other side of the road is American Airlines Arena and he's looking for Shaq there and crying and whinning like a baby and pleading to come back to the Lakers because his losing. Then when he felt hopeless, he crossed back to Staples Center and became arrogant and said to Shaq "You Can't See Me! F.U.!". Then a truck hits Kobe while crossing and was rushed to the hospital. Until he found out...that...the driver was Shaq looking for a parking in Staples Center since he already agreed. Then Kobe said "what did I say or do to deserve this?!?!". Then it struck him.To collect a paycheck.
Do anyone thinks that KOBE BRYANT is a good player?
hey, this should be in the jokes section.More Questions & Answers...