Why do American golfers have funny names like Hank von Klinkerberger III Jnr?

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Are the new electric golf carts w/ computer chips better than the older ones which dont have computer chips?

Yeah...Names like Tiger Woods, Fred Couples, Phil Mickelson, etc. really crack me up.

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What is the main object of playing golf?

it is a snobbish game, so names have to sound fancy.

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What year were there 5 holes in one scored at the masters par three tournament?

They got made fun of in grade school because of their odd name, and couldn't learn any cool sports like football or b-ball because they where too nerdy to make the team. then they discovered golf, which (no offense) is naturally a nerdy game, so all the dorky name kids fit right in. They're professionals now because while in school, they had nothing better to do on a friday night except practice golf. same with after school. yep, no social life. That's my theory

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Age of Golfer Coleen Montgomery?

i dont know but i like it!

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How do I get a Hole-In-one on Tiger Woods'99?

And jesper parnevik, Retief goosen don't sound funny??
A name is a name. Fault the parent for giving a funny first name. cannot do much about the last name:-)

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