Joke of the day??

Question:A bunch of young kids are playing hockey on the Rideau Canal when a pibull runs onto the ice and attacks one of the boys. Another boy skates over and reaches down and snaps the dog's neck. A nearby reporter sees this and rushes over to interview the child. He starts off his story "Little Sens fan saves friend from vicious attack", but the little boy says "but I am not a Sens fan". The reporter then asks "if you are not a Sens fan, then what are you?" The boy replies " I am a Sabres fan!!""
The reporter then restarts his interview " little bastard kills beloved family pet"







Before all the "yeah I heard that but it was the Leafs and the Habs" talk. Know this. It is a HOCKEY JOKE, not a golf joke.

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Super-stars are showing up in the playoffs, along with non super-stars?

yeah I heard that but it was the Leafs and the Habs

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What is with the Western Conference?

Joke of the day...eh, i dunno. Def. worth a chuckle.

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Is there Any Place in Windsor Ontario where I can Learn How To Skate?

zzzzzzzzz(yawn)

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NHL tickets approx. price?

It would be better if it was not a dog, b/c dogs are the best, now if it was a cat or something, then it would be really good. Though it would not make as much sense, but hey. Overall, that is quite good.

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Fatter than the goal?

have to agree with KT...yawn

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Whats are your veiws on the Toronto Maple Leafs?

I saw joke of the day and I was gone last night, so I only assumed that the joke was Buffalo Sabres. lol.

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Who is a better Goalie?

Get a life.

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Lidstrom girl?

Oh, I thought jokes were FUNNY... my bad.

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I honestly think the Avs should have been in playoffs rather than Flames..anybody else?

Lame.

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Where can i see TORONTO v. MONTREAL play!?!?

You forgot to credit your source.

www.old-lame-jokes.com

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Anyone know the quest for the cup code 4 april 28th 2007?

Joke of the Day: Babs Lowblow is NOT an ignorant, belligerent, subhuman queer with a penchant for buggery.

Your days on this site are numbered, cheater. Have your fun while it lasts. You won't be missed.

Oh, and the next time you want to "threaten" me, have the basic courage to post a contact address. Coward!

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Are the Flyers getting better or is it just luck?

I think it's funny

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