Can you suggest some new Olympic Events for Normal People?

Question:The top class athletes of today are freaks of nature who should not be held up as examples to anyone. Let's have some new sports normal people stand a chance at.

I'll start with Staring Competitions:
ie: http://www.neil-mackenzie.com/video/star...

Answers:

How do you get into the equine olympics starting at 23?

also we are good at waiting in lines.

Are transexuals allowed in the olympic games?

Gotta be a beer drinking competition.

What has been the involvement of curling in the Winter Olympics?

Surely long distance running can be replaced by robbers and criminals being chased by the cops

What do you think about encouraging people to bring Free Tibet and Taiwan flags to the Beijing olympics?

=X staring competition, interesting..how about reflexes?

Can a person start taking gymnastics after they are an adult?

Define 'normal'! That would be a challenge!

I am looking for the "REAL" fan mail address for Shaun White, not some stupid childish answer!?

Leap frog would be a good one for you!