What's the funniest thing you ever saw while fishing??
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When my uncle had to take a piss. He began to piss in a beer can but it filled to the brim and he still had to pee, so it went all over the place and himself.a man fell out of his boat trying to reel a big fish in... ILMAO
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haha wel me and my dad were fishing on the lake and across the water on the other side for like 2 hours, there was this fat old couple fighing and yelling sooo loud. After the guy slamming down his pole abou 3 or 4 times he must have done somthing pretty bad because she pushed him directly into the mossiest part of the water. You just had to be there.Are the sights adjustable on the 9mm beretta pistol?
This huge bass coming flying out of the water knocking this guy off his boat. I mean like you could like hear the smack. BANG! Down!Does any one know where to get pellet guns in ireland?
When that man hooked a 748lb Tiger Shark off the Fort Pickens Pier in Pensacola Bay.We had been out there for about 6 hours when he finally landed that thing. Some lady that had been swimming ran out of the water lost her top she was screaming.Shark made the papers, lady went back to Mississippi. It was a good day.
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i was fishin and we through out line and my friend lost a like 15 dollar luar and he left to go fish at the mouth of this river and i stood there and casted over and over and i realed in his luar god it was halariousWhat is the skill level required for scuba diving?
i was reeling in...felt some pressure at other end of line. peoplestarted looking at me, as i looked as though i was fighting a fish. then, i reeled in a plastic bag. they all laughed at themselves.Can you shoot wooden bullets in an indoor range?
A dad and his young son (about 4) were fishing on a half day boat out of Malibu years ago. The dad hooked a nice fish and he handed the rod to his son to reel in. The kid took the rod and threw it over the rail (intentionally). In 100 feet of water in the middle of the ocean.I was fishing for Rock Bass I had a nice stringer going and I went to put another fish on the stringer when I noticed a Banded Water Snake trying to get a fish off my stringer so I gave him the fish I had in my hand.As it swan off with my fish gift a small (20 or so inch) Northern Pike grabbed the snake and swam off with a splash.Both Myself and Mother nature gave that Pike a double header.A surf 'n' turf so to speak.I'm not so sure it was Funny but it sure was Cool.
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I was on a pontoon fishing and i saw this kid that i cant stand rowing an inflatable boat into the weeds. He grabbed his fishing pole casted and stood up in the back of it. The boat started to flip and he went under. My and my best friend were laughing so hard we were crying. He had to swim and push the boad through the weeds to get back to shore.What are anticipated growth rates for sunfish, channel catfish, bluegill, and big-mouth bass?
While fishing up in Canada for northern An otter kept swimming around us along the shore (he was following the lure). I caught a nice northern and started bragging to my friends and to take a picture! Thinking I was all that and more and making digs whenever I could at everone else the rest of the day, we were back at shore about 3 hours later and there was the otter. Slapped up on a rock near our campsite he's chomping down on a northern TWICE the size of mine! Yeah, I know, Now who's the man!! Litttle *! And yes, i got the digs the rest of the trip about the otter that out fished me. No fishing tale, got pic's to prove it! (unfortunatly!)LOLHow much work is involved in getting a Class III weapons permit?
well,maybe not the funniest story but one of amazement.while trolling in lake michigan a seagull decided to grab the small fish being brought into the boat and flew away,what a fight that was.felt bad until we finally got the hook out and watched that gull fly away.Is there such thing as a gun range just for airsoft guns if so where is it?
i have so many - one,i was carp fishing with my fiancee and a friend of his(that had never been fishing but a couple times) at a night tournament at a local lake. it started pouring rain,but it was hot so it was all good,well - he lit a cigarette and just as he did - his rod took off like a bat outta hell,he whipped around to jerk it,slipped in the mud and rain,slid off the bank on his rear and was trying to reel the whole time - slidin,tryin to get up - with a wet cigg hanging out of his mouth.maybe you had to be there,but i laughed so hard i about peed myself.he got the fish too - a 14.5. but was covered in mud the rest of the night.priceless.How do you make your own smoke flare or smoke signal for wilderness or boating emergencies?
My fiance' and I were ice-fishing and I caught a nice one pound rainbow trout. I was reeling him in had got him to the hole and just as I got his head above the water I heard the line snap. I thought for sure I'd not only lost a nice fish,but my hook too! Only the fish came back up to the surface so reached down in the hole for him,missed,but he came back up,I missed again,but he came back up and that time I grabbed him. I was so amazed that I managed to get him after my line snapped,only to be told that ,of course he kept coming back up,he was too big too turn around in the hole and swim away. My sleeve was soaked,the line had to be retied,BUT I did get the fish!More Questions & Answers...