I just signed up for a winter hunting event hosted by Dick Cheney. What should I do?

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If animals are color blind, why do hunters wear camoflauge??

Well, if you can't get him drunk enough to pass out, I suggest making sure all his shells are blanks.
If all else fails just try to stay behind him...or at least behind the SS guys.
Also, sounds like a good time to catch the flu, stay home.

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Bring your bullet proof longjohns!

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Wear a Dick Cheney mask so you don't get shot.

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RUN

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Low crawl..

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Make your will and testament today.

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1. Put head between knees.
2. Kiss your rear goodbye!

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Shoot some birds and have a good time in the field. I would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a car ride with Ted Kennedy.

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You could stop trying to be funny!

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Don't be an idiot and do what the lawyer did by not staying with the group, then walking up on them without announcing himself. In otherwords be smart.

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Be sure to bring a frend...

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just make sure ,he goes first

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don't get shot lol

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Lol! You dope.

Buy body armor, try to get a vest with a high collar to protect your neck. Stay close, behind him, if you see him swinging through the line you should first try to remain behind him. Failing that try to keep a secret service guy between you and him. If that fails then either knock him senseless or dive for the ground. If possible remain out of range, at least a hundred yards.

Good luck.

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Go for it what happened in the past was a accident just because he is a political figure that was in the news that got blown out of proportion

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get the quail out of there

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Buy a medieval knight helmet and wear it. Also tell him your a republican that might help.. or ask to look at his gun, then switch his bullets with blanks, if a shotgun bring some empty or spent 12 guage shells.

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Make sure you shoot first

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are you nuts get body armor he drinks when he hunts. shoot him first

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idiot

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