Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because on the other side their was a fire hydrant and next to this fire hydrant was the largest avocado you can imagine. Since this was the chicken's favorite food he wanted to go and get it. From out of his window a fifteen year old boy watched this domestic chicken fetch the avocado. His first reaction was laughter but as soon as he tried to tell his family about the avocado-chicken they didn't believe him and thought he was kidding. This is where the age old question originated; 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'(Actually contrary to popular believe the chicken did not want to get the avocado but did because a T-Rex threatened him that if he didn't get the avocado for him that he would eat the chicken. Since the chicken didn't want to get eaten he fetched the avocado for the large dinosaur.)
Because he thought the grass was greener on the other side.
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Too go get some Turkey! lol.Well there was a party goin on across the street and down the block, but the farmer wouldn't let the chicken go. So the chicken said "screw this I'm goin!" but the chicken was smart so he decided that instead of crossing the road in front of where the party was being held he'd go down the street. And while the chicken was crossing the road a pedestrian saw him and said "why is that chicken crossing the road?" And that's where the age old question originated.
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you see, he was training for cross country. and since his old buddy the roadrunner was ahead of him, the chicken crossed the road to take a short cut. while the roadrunner went all the way around.because it wanted a piggy back ride on a pig.
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