OH Dear God NO! I have woken up underneath a giant fat women!!?

Question:But, low'n'behold, I am fully clothed! Thank the heavens I didn't hump this boulder of a women. It appears she just fell on me at some point, knocking me unconscience and causing me to lose my memory of how this all came to.

All I could reach was this labtop, thank god it is equipped with a functional wifi card. But I need advice!

How do i get out from under this mountian of a woman?

Answers:

How do i shoot at pool?how do i make the cue ball go?

Wake up again, you are still dreaming!!

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Question for American Pool Players?

Your not the guy from Nip Tuck with Rosie O'Donnell are you?

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Which is more important in playing pool or snooker?

Your breath will probably do it.
if not,
Tickle her.

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What is snooker?

Yeah, sure. That's what they all say. You humped her and you know it. And you liked it too.

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Will anybody ever beat the record for the fastest maximun in snooker?

Oh God,please tell me you dont have the taste of baby powder in your mouth.

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How can i get my yahoo id back it was barried untill 2020 to access to yahoo pool ?

Poke her with a stick. When she wakes up tell her there is a giant cheesecake waiting for her in the middle of a busy street.

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If you could jump into a pool of anything from the high dive what would it be?

get a life

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I turned off my popup blocker but it still says i cant play pool?

Crawl back into your hole.

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What are some names of Pocket Billiards games?

fat girls need lovin too!! give her some

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What are the top 10 pool cue brands?

Whisper into her ear that there is ice cream and cake in the other room. Then cover your face as she scrambles to her feet.

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What is the best pool cue to buy?

Stop lyin'!! You know you're butt naked and in love wit' the big girl!!

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How can I PLAY POOL WITH OUT A MOUSE?

Grease her up real good.

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In 8-ball, if you sink the the 8 ball on the opening break do you win or lose the game?

So that's what happened to Edna !! <*>L<*>O<*>L<*> !!

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Greatest player in Billiards and Snooker;any idea?

I'm so glad I'm not her.

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How do you know a good pool cue?

hey! lighten up ! Think of this as something you did and if you liked it repeat it, if not don't. Just don't hurt her feelings. Try to be a gentleman for a once.

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How to get a large pool table through tight spot?

tell your girl friend its feeding time ..she just may get up for yet Another meal ....

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