Can you please stroke mine and Kobe Bryant's ego?

We are superior to you all because we are the best and egotistical. I got this board started, now continue it. By the way, WE ARE SUPERIOR TO YOU ALL!

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How can I become a good swimmer?

I think you're probably already stroking yourself off thinking of Kobe, you flaming retard.

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Is chloride in the pool dangerous to the eyes?

Also.blow me, please.

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Why are black people crap at swimming but obscene at running?

Sorry, NO!!!

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