If you were a tennis superstar.would you steal the towels from wimbledon?

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If I was a tennis superstar, they'd probably just give me the towels. No need to steal them.

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im not a tennis star but i might pop in tonight and nik em anyway

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haha i always thought that they gave it those towels to the players.

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No, they usually would accomadate, and give you a couple of them.

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I wouldn't have to steel them because they give some to all of the players.

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I'd take one or two. Not stacks, like some of the players. The club gets them for free and sells them in the gift shops for profit. They don't "give" them to the players at all.

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Of course! As both the Bryan twins and Roger Federer report, they would make amazing gifts! They are very high quality towels as well.
It would not be too difficult. Two towels are given to the player each match for use DURING THAT MATCH ONLY. But, many players steal those two at the end of the match(they have to hurry because the ball kids rush to get the towels to return to the club!).

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I don't think superstar tennis players would even care to FATHOM stealing towels. At least for me, that would be the last thing on my mind. Plus, their massive prize money for winning tournaments might deter them from wanting to steal towels.

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No I certainly would not.
With all the money they receive I do not think it would enter my mind

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well , why do you think i 'd tell you .now stealing things is somethg really private and confidential.

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Hell yes, they are expensive, like 30 dollars apiece, but then again, if was a tennis superstar, I could problably afford to buy them.

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Course I would. £22 is a lot for a towel, even if you're a millionaire.

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No I wouldnt but federer would

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