What is a good excuse for missing a water polo game?!? please answer!?

please answer!!

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You have got a cold, simplest and best answer as everyone knows that you have to stay away from water when you have a cold. Good luck

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i just ate half an hour ago

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I CANT SWIM?

How can i get these kind of waves??

Ear infection - cant go in the water?
or you have a varroka on your foot?

It is the sport in the pool!and its similar to the dance in the water!whats this sport name?

Thunder storm warnings then blame it on the weather man for being wrong. if that dosent work Dane Cook has an Hbo stand up special that gives some good pointers on how to lie. good luck.

Does anyone know where you can get surfboard blanks?

You got this really contagious rash that cannot be exposed to clorinated water.

Should I try out for water polo?

you had a bladder infection... being in the water would make you have to pee and you didn't want to pee in the pool. :)

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Ear infection. Being in water is absolutely a no-no with an ear infection.

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You lost your Speedo and would have to play naked.

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Diarrhea

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I would say the best excuse is diarrhea. Can't go wrong with a bad case of the $hitz. Ear infections do not usually clear up from day to the next, so this excuse will not work if you have to present yourself at practice the next day. Good luck!!

What are some good surfing tips?

Um.because it's water polo.DUH!!

Skimboard!!!!..?

that you cought a cold and have a headache...but why did you miss it really?

I have bought a kayak and am going to buy a speedboat, do i need a licence for south coast seas? (uk)?

Only Death! Everyone knows that there is NO good reason for missing a water polo game.

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